• Good News! We probably won't post again about Gibson-gate until next year...after this article.
  
• The Gyllenhaals narrowly escape a Christmas disaster. Perhaps they should have gone out for Chinese.
  
• If the succession of Ray, Walk the Line, and Dreamgirls has left you wanting a music film with a little more shmaltz in it, the "Jewish boys who loved Bob Dylan" might be able to help you out.
  
• Someone should send Borat a link to this website: the Conspiracy Theory Generator . These conspiracies aren't all Jew-specific; you can make a conspiracy blaming just about anyone. Whew.
  
• Sadly, the buzz about Tom Cruise and his Scientology movie isn't true (who wouldn't go see that movie?). Just ask Posh, who was rumored to be playing an alien in the film.

• This Jew might be in for a surprise if the angry Seattle Rabbi finds out what she's done.
  
• Everyone is mad at Madonna. Guy Richie, Stella McCartney, and probably PETA too.
  
• Adam Levine. As if eight days of Chanukah weren't enough of a miracle, he needs three women too?
  
• Maybe Levine should talk to Scarlett Johannson. Looks like she was being honest about her policies on open relationships.

• Judith Regan admits there's a cabal ... just not sure it's a Jewish one.
  
• And speaking of anti-Semites, Mel Gibson says his drunken rant was a gift.
  
• Looks like Dov Charney is selling American Apparel.
  
• All of his sitcoms may be getting canceled, but that's not keeping Jeffrey Tambor down. The 62-year-old actor and his wife just gave birth to a baby girl ... two years to the day of the birth of their baby boy.
  
• And President Bush goes where the Seattle airport dare not go ... Jew-ville.
  

• Was Judith Regan fired because of some anti-Semitic remarks she made? One person even goes so far as to accuse Regan of taking all the scrolls out of the mezuzahs of her Jewish neighbors in her Upper West Side building.
  
• Seinfeld's next move? Animation. And watch the trailer here.
  
• Pamela Anderson confirms Borat was partly to blame for her divorce from Kid Rock.

Sacha Baron Cohen has been trying to call Borat to tell him about their film's two Golden Globe nominations. Unfortunately, Cohen says, "for the last four hours, both of Kazakhstan's telephones have been engaged. Eventually, President Nazarbayev answered and said he would pass on the message as soon as Borat returned from Iran, where he is guest of honor at the Holocaust Denial Conference."

• How Pauly Shore deals with hecklers ... a lot different than Michael Richards, that's for sure.
  
• Another day, another Borat lawsuit.
  
• Is Jack Black a hack?
  
• Mazal tov. Israelis get Borat humor.

• When Zach Braff meets Mel Gibson, this is what you get.
  
• Scientology is trying to get its grips into Jim Carrey and Jennifer Lopez.
  
• For those of you who can't get enough of David Krumholtz in CBS' Num3ers, he's starring in what appears to be a sweet romantic dramedy. Enjoy the trailer.
  
• And speaking of movie trailers, here's Jake Gyllenhaal in Zodiac.
  
• AJL classifieds: Spielberg is hiring.

• How white is your Jesus?
  
• Meet a rabbi who has nothing better to do with his time than sue airports for putting up Christmas trees. Oy.
  
• Madonna's baby daddy doesn't want the kid to have a bris.
  
• Brett Ratner's bubbe is getting her own reality show. You can make this stuff up, people.
  
• Forget about whether to go HD, Blu-Ray, or dump your entire DVD collection altogether. A lawsuit may stop you from getting the Borat DVD at all.
  

• Could Borat be Oscar bound? And in other Borat news, a judge will be reviewing the merit of the lawsuit filed by the frat brothers from the film.
  
• Little House on the Mosque.
  
• Mel Gibson's new Passion, now more gorier than the original.
  
• Stephen Hawking is wheelchairing through the Holy Land.
  
• Your pre-Shabbos treat: From the 60 Minutes vault comes this gem -- Ed Bradley interviewing Bob Dylan in 2004. Enjoy.
  

Coinciding with the Jewish festival of HANUKKAH, XM SATELLITE RADIO will offer the first-ever national broadcast channel devoted exclusively to Jewish culture. "RADIO HANUKKAH" (XM 108) will feature a broad spectrum of Jewish music and conversation from DECEMBER 15-23.

RADIO HANUKKAH will feature specials focused on contemporary and traditional Jewish music, comedy, children's programming and more. BARENAKED LADIES, MATISYAHU, AL FRANKEN, KINKY FRIEDMAN, Sen. BEN CARDIN, Sen. CARL LEVIN, NEIL SEDAKA, DR. RUTH and LARRY MILLER are among the Jewish celebrities who will be participating in the programming.